What is an Epigram? A dwarfish whole;
Its body brevity, and wit its soul.
Sir, I admit your general rule,
That every poet is a fool,
But you yourself may serve to show it,
That every fool is not a poet.
Fell great oaks.
Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. —Dorothy Parker
Here lies my wife: here let her lie!
Now she's at rest — and so am I.
I am His Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
I'm tired of Love: I'm still more tired of Rhyme.
But Money gives me pleasure all the time.
I hope for nothing. I fear nothing. I am free.
To define the beautiful is to misunderstand it.
— Charles Robert Anon (Fernando Pessoa)
To be safe on the Fourth,
Don't buy a fifth on the third.
This Humanist whom no belief constrained
Grew so broad-minded he was scatter-brained.
Candy Is dandy,
But liquor Is quicker. — Ogden Nash
If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.—Catherine the Great
Questions are never indiscreet, answers sometimes are. —Oscar Wilde
I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I'm not dumb, and also I'm not blonde.—Dolly Parton